Chicks Excitedly Talking About Cheating On Their Boyfriends On Spring Break Is Nightmare City

I guess I’m not surprised that girls going to PCB would be so shall we say generous of themselves when on the trip but seeing it on video was a real kick to the dick. Call me old fashioned but cheating is something that should be done in the shadows, hid from everyone and maybe slightly shameful, not yelled to random idiots who say things like “What stays in Panama City stays in Panama City” in between getting you to make out on camera. If you’re a guy in college right now dumb enough to have a girlfriend, let this be your wakeup call: Stay single until after you get your diploma because you can’t trust these hoes before 24.

That said, SOMEBODY PLEASE BRING ME IDGAF GIRL IMMEDIATELY

Also hilarious how we’ve got this hot crew and the hoss in the trucker hat is the one who’s got no scruples about cheating on a boyfriend.

On the plus side, there’s at least one dude out there who would probably be relieved if he found out his girl cheated in this video.